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An international news satire website that publishes the most outrageous breaking news.

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Pope Warns ‘Future of Humanity at Stake,’ Aides Admit He Also Says This When Cell Phone Reception Gets Spotty

TornWires Editors · 30 Nov 2025

White House Denies Russia Wrote Peace Plan for Ukraine War, Claims They Only ‘Did the Outline’

TornWires Editors · 26 Nov 2025

Russian Soldiers Complain That Wives Show More Enthusiasm for Death Benefits Than Marriage Itself

TornWires Editors · 24 Nov 2025

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