Documenting the Golden Age of Metal

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Heavy Blog

Heavy Blog

Creator of Heavy Blog is Heavy

Eden Kupermintz

Eden Kupermintz

Have I said that time turns our lies into truths?

Scott Murphy

Scott Murphy

"In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer. And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, there's something stro

Jimmy Rowe

Jimmy Rowe

Editor and founder of Heavy Blog Is Heavy. Social worker. Only doing this bio because of internal pressure to comply.

Matt MacLennan

Matt MacLennan

The longer the note, the more dread

Noyan

Noyan

"If a tree falls in a cave and no one sees it, does it cast a shadow onto the cave wall?"

Kyle Gaddo

Kyle Gaddo

Burdened by the dankness of his memes.

Joshua Bulleid

Joshua Bulleid

My pen halts, though I do not. Reader, you will walk no more with me. It is time we both take up our lives.

Simon Handmaker

Simon Handmaker

A real woman has curves, and a beautiful body, and a long neck, and a sorta stubby head. A real woman is made out of wood and has inlaid metal frets and pickups. Wait, that's a guitar. I'm thinking of